Festivus For the Rest of Us
Only in my home state of Illinois is something like this possible.
A Christian group wanted to put a nativity scene in the Capitol, so the Secretary of State who oversees the facility, against his better judgement, put one up.
Then the atheists got mad and then they got a display.
Then the Jews were upset and got a menorah put up.
Now the Seinfeldians were mad and got a Festivus pole put up in the Capitol.
I can’t wait for the flying spaghetti monster worshipers show up.
Only in Illinois.
