LAISSEZ LE BON TEMPS ROULER!
I have had a string of good news today. My son’s professional theater career out West is going well. The love life is going great. I have money in the bank. The shakeup at the Metropolitan police department has begun with the long overdue (and extremely welcome) demotion of Keystone cops Scott Robinett and Bart McAtee. And an ordinance will be introduced at Monday night’s City-County Council meeting to suspend the pay of coroner and chiropractor Dr. Ken Ackles until he passes his mandatory state-certified test. Life is good. I’m off for cocktails this evening to celebrate.