If You See Smoke, Call 911!
As many of you know, I’m a big cigar smoker. But I also respect the fact that my cigars bother some people so I try to be polite about it. I am not a big fan of smoking bans because I believe they infringe on private property rights. However, over in Omaha, they’ve just got down right ridiculous. Omaha passed one of the most restrictive smoking bans in the nation. It’s so tough that the authorities have told people to call 911 when they see a smoker. I’m not kidding. This about this, your mom is having a heart attack. You call 911, but can’t get through because the lines are clogged with people reporting smokers. Smoke ’em if got ’em.
