Rules of Engagement
I knew this day would eventually come. Barack Obama is President. O.J. Simpson is going to prison. And Abdul is getting married.
Yup, your favorite radio talk show host/tv commentator/attorney/pundit/comedian/college professor asked his lovely girlfriend to marry him and she, probably against her better judgment, said “yes.”
We’ve been dating for a year, which is ironic because our first date was almost our last. But after a series of relationships that either ended in ambiguity or someone going nuts, I found the right one.
She tolerates my ego and loves my cooking. What more could a man ask for?
No date has been set, but I wanted to share the good news with all of you.
Now I have to call Hallie Berry and break her heart.
Ah, the burdens of matrimony.
