My Post Election Advice
Instead of writing some long, drawn out piece about the election and statistics and analysis on results and numbers on the Democratic sweep, I decided to give a little advice to the major players in town. Here it is.
Indiana Democrats — Congrats! Emotional appeals always win over logic. It worked!
Indiana Republicans — Just like with gay marriage, emotional appeals work over logic. See Democratic message.
Bart Peterson — Congrats on getting three more townships! Now consolidate the fire and get ready to deal with the ticking financial WMDs that are coming in 2007 and 2008.
Mitch Daniels — Say hi to Pat Bauer.
David Long — Say hi to Pat Bauer.
Carl Brizzi — Experience matters!
Melina Kennedy — Experience matters!
Frank Anderson — Congrats on being king of the ballot! Now make peace with the officers, crime is about to get out of control again.
Julia Carson — Thank the Lord for straight ticket voting.
Eric Dickerson — Best showing by an R in 10 years. Give it another shot in two years. Baron Hill and Mike Sodrel did.
Partisans — This is how democracy works! Move on. You’ll live longer!
